I CAN'T WITH THIS. I'm walking around the sidewalks of New York City smacking people in the face with my long, full, voluptuous eyelashes ohhhh baby. There are lines outside of Sephora for what I can only refer to as "the eyegasm." Plus, $23 is robbery for something better than sex. One coat is ecstacy. 2 coats.... you're wrapped in a sheet smoking out your bedroom window.