N & J's "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better"

Ladies, meet the mens “Gillette Fusion” razor. It’s better than ours.

And sure, they need it. They shave their FACE. But we have whole legs to tackle! So bedazzle it if you need to, but get one of these razors for yourself because it gives the closest, cleanest, totally girly shave you’ll ever have. ($14.99 at your local drugstore, $16.99 for a package of 4 refill cartridges)

, R